Paris Hilton swallows Cum

Supermodel and wife of scar faced singer 'Dolphin' Heidi Cum, says she was 'overwhelmed' by the size of the 5 star Hilton Hotel, located in the center of Paris.

"It just swallowed me up" said the 7ft tall model. "It is just so vast - it really is splendid."

Hotel manager, Jean Luc Bastardi said, "I can confirm that Cum stayed with us - and her husband with the funny looking face - they had a great time - she tells me she was impressed with the size.

In an unrelated story, model, socialite, heiress, actress, former jailbird and full time party girl, Paris Hilton wrote on her blog - "I like nothing better than oral sex - I suck 'em dry".

Paris Hilton Loses Vagina

Socialite and tabletop dancer Paris Hilton has lost her vagina. The heiress presented herself to the Cedars-Sinai emergency department in Beverly Hills in the early hours of Wednesday morning traumatised.

According to nurses she was sobbing uncontrollably, lifting her skirt up and screaming "its gone, Dr Phil McGraw took it." Nurses confirm the vagina was indeed missing and had been replaced with a ripe peach.

Paris had earlier been tabledancing as usual at the Lax nightclub. "We could all see up her skirt, she had no panties on and were amazed to see her vagina was missing" said one partygoer adding "people started asking for the money they had been throwing at her back, I mean who wants to pay to look at a peach, Paris then lifted her skirt, when she looked down and saw her vagina was missing she screamed and ran out of the club."

NCIS Special Agent Tony DeNozzio is said to be following the lead that Paris's vagina may have been replaced with a peach by Dr Phil McGraw as he is known to have stolen a banana from a fruit basket whilst visiting Britney Spears at the weekend. "I have yet to put my finger on it, at the moment Abbey is in her lab testing the basket to look for traces of peach DNA, we are also interviewing all staff, patients and visitors at the hospital to see if any of them remember exactly what fruits were in that basket." said DeNozzio.

Cleaners at the Lax nighclub say they have searched under all the tables at the club and there is no sign of Paris's missing vagina.

Gemma Atkinson: I won't have any more boob jobs

I'm a Celeb star is happy with her 34E assets

Gemma Atkinson has vowed not to have any more work done on her boobs.

The former Hollyoaks star, 23, is happy with her boosted 34E chest and thinks it's the perfect size for her height.

'This is as big as they're going to get,' she says. 'If I was smaller, my breasts would probably look massive.

'I'm 5ft 9in tall so when people meet me in person, they are disappointed as I look in proportion.'

Gemma believes she would spill out of her clothes if her assets were any bigger. But she has no regrets about having implants.

'I feel sexier,' she tells the Daily Star, 'and I'm more confident in bikinis.'

Vivica Fox in a Sex Tape?

Vivica A. Fox's camp says it ain’t so, but a gal pal, Atlanta radio personality Porsche Foxx, says it is.

According to the New York Daily News, some evil rat bastard boyfriend of the Dancing with the Stars alum supposedly filmed her with his cell phone while she was, ahem, "on her knees." Fox, in turn, sought advice from "a friend at the Atlanta police department" — though the cops say they have yet to receive a formal complaint.

Fox's rep responded to the story with a vague "not true," failing to specify which aspect of the tale — the phone, the content, the police involvement? — is bogus. Ironically, the actress' next film is called, I kid you not, Caught on Tape.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes having sex to have another baby?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly struggling to conceive again.

The couple - who have a 20-month-old biological daughter Suri along with Tom’s adopted children, Connor, 12, and 14-year-old Isabella, with his ex-wife Nicole Kidman - are trying for a baby with no success and now allegedly plan to seek medical advice.

A source said: “Katie is so upset. They both really want another child but it just doesn’t seem to be happening. She says they have been trying since last summer. Tom and Katie have decided to go and see a specialist.”

Tom, 45, is reportedly desperate for another son so the couple are planning to visit Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center later this month for a consultation, according to Britain’s Now magazine.

Last year, 29-year-old Katie revealed she couldn’t wait to fall pregnant again.

The ‘Batman Returns’ actress said: “Yes I definitely want more children. We're having the best time, it's so amazing. We have so many kids in our house, there's always this wonderful chatter and this great noise of kids. Tom is a great father so it came as no shock when we had Suri he was amazing with the baby."

Tom has also made no secret of his love of parenthood, recently saying: “I wanted to be a father all my life. It is truly amazing.”

Knightley dress voted 'best film costume'

Keira Knightley's green dress in Atonement has been voted the best film costume of all time.

The silk gown took top spot in the poll by Sky Movies and In Style magazine, beating Marilyn Monroe's white dress from The Seven Year Itch and Audrey Hepburn's little black dress in Breakfast At Tiffany's.

Olivia Newton-John's tight leather trousers in Grease, Kate Winslet's blue gown from Titanic and Diane Keaton's tie and waistcoat in Annie Hall took the next three places.

The top ten was completed by Nicole Kidman's corset from Moulin Rouge, Liza Minnelli's fishnets and bowler hat in Cabaret, Cate Blanchett's gown in Elizabeth: The Golden Age and Vivien Leigh's lavish costumes in Gone With The Wind.

Sky Movies director Ian Lewis said: "There's no doubt that Keira Knightley's dress in Atonement created a massive stir this year, so it will be interesting to see whether it attains this iconic status in years to come."

Beauty icon title goes to Knightley

Keira Knightley was named the number one women's beauty icon of 2007 in a poll of 2,500 people.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean actress beat TV presenter Kelly Brook and supermodel Kate Moss to win the greatest share of votes.

All 10 of the women named as top beauty icons in the Superdrug poll are British.

Glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, came just ahead of Paris Hilton to get the number 10 slot.

Superdrug beauty director Katherine Le Clerc said: "The top 10 beauty icons list shows that today there is room for everyone's idea of true beauty.

"From the aloof glamour of Keira Knightley and Victoria Beckham's high-maintenance gloss to the fresh faced youthful looks of Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Gemma Atkinson."

Kate Moss, 33, is the oldest woman in the top 10 followed by Victoria Beckham, Superdrug said.

The survey of 2,500 people was carried out for the retailer by market researchers 72point earlier this month.

These are, in order, the top beauty icons of 2007 as named in the Superdrug poll: Keira Knightley, Kelly Brook, Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby, Gemma Atkinson, Alesha Dixon, Lily Allen and Jordan.