Katie Price: ‘I still sleep with Alex and I want to talk to a rapist.’

Katie Price: ‘I still sleep with Alex and I want to talk to a rapist.’

This is fun. Everyone is writing about Katie Price still sleeping with Alex Reid and how she thinks Peter Andre is just plain evil.

In an interview published in ES magazine today she has shit to say on just about everything, most of it you can read over there, but be warned it’s thick girl boring.

On Alex Reid:

    ‘Do I go and f*** Joe Public or do I f*** an ex? Can anyone here tell me that they’ve never f***ed an ex?’

On Plastic surgery:

    ‘I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would’

On Peter Andre:

    ‘Pete’s probably still in f***ing love with me. That’s the problem. There’s a thin line between love and hate’

    via Evening Standard

Where I’m going with this is an altogether scarier place. Katie talks about her dream project, going into prisons and interviewing serial killers and rapists.

On serial killers:

    “My main dream – and I’m trying to get Living TV to do it – is to go into prison and interview serial killers, rapists, murderers, psychopaths. I’m so interested in the brain. I read true crime. I’m not interested in any bollocks made-up stuff; it’s got to be true.”

‘I’m interested in the brain???’  This is lost and confused at it’s best. Do I actually need to write anymore or are we all on the same song sheet.

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Cheryl Cole: The new American X Factor… helper

Cheryl Cole: The new American X Factor… helper

I don’t know why I’m taking such perverse pleasure in this. Cheryl Cole has been offered the role of Simon’s little helper on American X Factor. How can this be true? It can’t be so, she’s gonna be a judge sitting in the middle seat like J Lo showing off her legs and crying, isn’t she?

Didn’t the News of the World tell us she’d just signed a £10million contract ? (Don’t look at me sweethearts I’ve never spent a Rupert pound in my life.) Wots this? The Mail said something about it too?

Didn’t they all darling, how those pink pooed pantie-etters in Fleet street raced a girls gallop to Cowell’s jockey shorts and back to write for us the very last word in show biz groove. How they preened and sputtered in their made it up finery, and everyone knew of course, from the top of Heat towers to the dark corners of Wapping willies listening room, they all knew, that Cheryl ‘DEFO HAD THAT JUDGES SEAT.’

Everyone except me. Nobody told me anything.

Guess what? She hasn’t got the job. Why… because Fox bosses can’t understand a word she says, they’ve confused her with the tea lady and have stubbornly refused to accept Syco’s protests that nobodies perfect.

In fairness to Fox they said from the very start a nobody isn’t perfect and they wanted a somebody…. a somebody who speaks American.

So Syco has used Cowelery to get Cheryl Cole a job, any job. And the job is – helper !

Like Sinitta, Simon’s little helper.

The only bucks Cheryl Cole can the make from stars in America is probably a Starbucks – to go.

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Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

I don’t know how many people gave Madonna a eeweee side look at the Vanity fair party last night but you gotta feel for Lourdes having to stand next to her Mom’s bared bottom all night, it must have felt like a hookers day out at the slave market.

What do you say to your 52 year old Mom when she dresses in an outfit last seen in the window of a slut auction. How do you tell her that your little mini ha ha dress IS the limit and not an inch less?

If the restaurant I’m going to has a habit of filling it’s car park with Aston’s and Ferrari’s I arrive by cab. I don’t polish my 30 year Fiat Panda and park right alongside Malcom’s Massarati or Roland’s Rolls Royce.

I can understand Madonna dressing her 52′s this way had the dress code said come dressed for trade, but that could hardly have been written on an invite to one most prestigious events in the show biz calendar…. could it?

   

Madonna and Lourdes inside at the Vanity Fair party

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Kate Garraway : Flappequette and Vanity

Kate Garraway : Flappequette and Vanity

 

There’s something mildly horney about a famous woman weeping her heart out on your shoulder. Ever since Kate Garraway lost her dignity and went into a sobbing plea bargaining mess after being pictured smoking whilst pregnant I’ve had a soft spot for her. Women that cry, they get me every time, I couldn’t whisper baby maimer in her ear and kick her out of the car.

Why am I telling you this after all this time? Dunno, I guess when Kate lost her composure all over again, this time outside the Vanity fair party it sort of brought it back. Memories.

She was just telling everyone on Daybreak how Jamie Oliver somehow got an invite to the Vanity Fair party but he wasn’t exactly an A lister when Jamie and Jools happened to drool their way past her. Just like the smoking pregnancy incident Kate instantly lost it, threw dignity to the wind and chased Oliver down like he’d won an Oscar breakfast boner or something. She seemed to be blissfully unaware that her gush rush flappery was going out live on air.

Sadly ITV won’t release the clip so I have no choice but to show you a Kate Garraway upskirt mess instead. Sorry about that.

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Fergie Appreciate Beautiful Women

Fergie Appreciate Beautiful Women

 

Fergie — who is married to Transformers actor Josh Duhamel — says she will always “appreciate” beautiful women. The Black Eyed Peas star says she finds the ladies attractive, but insists she’d never cheat on her husband.

“Oh, I totally celebrate women,’ the Boom Boom Pow hitmaker told Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine. “Of course, I’m married now so it’s a different story — I’m a one-man woman. But yes I still appreciate beautiful women.”

Fergie, 34, says that she has calmed down since her 20s.

“That was like a different life! I was going to clubs a lot and staying up for days at a time,” she said. “I still love the club scene and seeing what people are wearing, but I’m not taking drugs and damaging myself like I was.”


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Carrie Underwood Keeps in Shape with Exercise DVDs

Carrie Underwood Keeps in Shape with Exercise DVDs

According to Self magazine, Carrie Underwood, the country music star, — who’s currently dating hockey star Mike Fisher — keeps in shape with exercise DVDs. Underwood says she works out with Jillian Michaels‘ videos.

“I have Exercise TV on cable,” Underwood said. “Jillian Michaels’s videos will kick your butt. She’s my trainer, and she doesn’t even know it!”

Carrie Underwood says she has lowered her sugar intake, including cutting out soda.

“I have a lot fewer breakouts,” she explains. “People have asked me, ‘What are you doing differently?’ I’m honestly just eating healthier.”

Carrie Underwood recently revealed she wants to start a family.

“Not that I have a husband to have one with yet, but someday I’d like a family – not a big one, but not a small one either,” she said. “Two kids is good; three is fine. Four? Somebody’s getting something done, because we ain’t having five!”


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Freida Pinto Reveals Secret Behind Beauty

Freida Pinto Reveals Secret Behind Beauty

Celebrity Beauty – Freida Pinto – the Slumdog Millionaire actress – has revealed her beauty secrets, which is ‘lots of water and lots of sleep’. Pinto prefers to stay natural when it comes to her looks but says that takes even more care than a ton of make-up.

“I don’t have too many beauty tips because I am not fond of wearing too much make-up but the first would be to drink a lot of water because water really cleanses your system and it keeps you fresh and your eyes looking fresh, I also recommend adding a lot of fruit and vegetables to your diet and not making it too meat centric. The next one would be sleep well – sleep is as important as food and water and keeps you looking fresh the next day. So if you get a good 8 hours sleep it always helps. It all still takes work.” said the 25-year-old.


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