PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Vic Sotto, John Llyod Cruz, Shalani Soledad

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Shalani Soledad, Preview May 2011,  Photo: Summit Media, Fashion Media Philippines

This girl knows how to attend a funeral ceremony in style.
Shalani girl, choose your next would-be boyfriend wisely. Shoo away  that TV host or experience his "dark romance."

After her ex-girlfriend's alleged "kissing photos" were feasted-on on the web, Vic Sotto says Pia Guanio is very, very good in... friendship? PUSH

Finally, John Lloyd Cruz can  now throw his make-up kit full of white sh*tty cake foundation. - ABS

Tommy boy, wear any colored brief other than red. That way, Marianita can stare at your hot-dog pouch. - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Confirmed! This  Movie Actress and fanged TV Personality gets her flower garden watered in Disneyland - Hongkong! Stray dogs Ha! Could you please inject her with anti-rabies. - ABS

I'm telling you Ruffa G  together with your uber sexy body, don't drink a lot of wine when you're doing photo-shoots, see, you can't even stand straight! - PEP

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Thor Almighty

This'll just be another movie review with some...parts of what happened today.

So, as usual I woke up with a puppy on my face (my dog likes to sleep on my chest. If not on my chest, then on my head). My boyfriend and I planned a date today since it's been like a gajillion years since we last saw each other, minus the times we spent on Skype ogling each other. He went all the way to Alabang just to see me (he's from Q.C, people) and just knowing he'd do that for me totally made my day. For some reason, I forgot why I didn't just drive to ATC instead of commuting under the scorching heat and surviving heavy traffic. Plus, old lady who was sitting next to me on the jeep kept yapping her life away to the person she was talking to on the phone.

Old ladies, aside. I finally got to hug my lovesy. I held his hand again. I felt his kisses. Magical moments right there, guys. I have been so used to have him around, that every time I reach out my hand I expect his to reach out for mine. And back hugs from him, I can't even begin to describe. Anyway, we had lunch at Pepper Lunch (looove that place) and that's where I let him taste the Orgasmic Cake (sorry, guys. That's what I call it). Basically, it's melted awesome chocolate cake with ice cream on the side. Heaven. Orgasmic.

We watched the movie around 3PM. And lemme just tell you, my boyfriend and I agreed that THOR had made its way to the number 1 spot of our favorite Marvel movies.

So, I'd like to spoil some parts but I'd rather not. Let's just say that the visuals were awesome. The shots taken were amazing. Graphics, thumbs up! Actors and actresses, not bad. You bet you'd be saying your "Ooohhh"s and "Ahhhh"s until the end of the movie. EXTRA, EXTRA: Chris Hemsworth (the actor who plays Thor) is totally God of Thunder-worthy. He looks like a hot Australian God. Why does that armor fit him so perfectly? It makes me want to wish that I was the armor around him. And not to mention the number of times I squealed when they did a close-up on his face, just enough to see his baby blue eyes. I was practically hiding under my boyfriend's arm, giggling, when I saw Chris topless (MY GOD, THAT BODY WAS SMOKIN'). The boyfriend didn't mind, he just kept laughing at how much I was crushing on this person on the screen. Crackers (the story behind "crackers": It's how my boyfriend and I curse instead of saying f*ck or f*ckers. Hohoho).

Chris Hemsworth, I adore thee.

Natalie Portman wasn't too bad herself. As always, she looked stunning even though she wore layers of shirts plus a plaid shirt to cover those layers of shirts. Kat Dennings (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist) was in the movie too, acting as adorable as ever like she did when she played Norah's role. There was also the actor who played Loki, who really looked like Zooey Deschanel. My boyfriend laughed his ass off when he saw what I meant. The whole story of the movie was at a certain flow that I wish to see in most movies (Hint: Sucker Punch). You'd totally understand what it was about. It didn't go around in circles, it was just easy to comprehend the events in the movie. It had a great plot. So, I won't blame critics for rating it with ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆.


Well, you could say that Enchong and I were totally blown away. It was insane. We couldn't stop talking about it. We went to Golden Spoon after the movie, and talked more about...the movie. We went to National Bookstore. I was looking for a copy of Perks of Being A Wallflower (dang it. Out of stock---AGAIN) and being the Marvel geeks we are, we checked out all the graphic novels/comics that they had of THOR. We went to Toys R Us, and yes. You guessed it, we went looking for THOR toys. We wore THOR helmets and went looking for THOR action figures. We saw this soft toy version of Mjolnir (if you don't know what that is, please read) and we practically fought over it. I really wanted to buy one (only because I'd look so badass). It was expensive though.

We ended the day getting massages from a lazy boy chair and planning our next date. When it was time to day good-bye, I literally teared up. He kissed me so many times on the forehead and cheek, I lost count. I hated seeing him go. I always hate seeing him go. I watched him ride the jeep with a heavy heart. Le sigh. 


So, that ends our broadcast day.

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez gets in trouble with Parents

Selena Gomez is said to be in trouble with her mother and father after taking off her purity ring and hooking up with Justin Bieber!

A source told American Tabloid the National Enquirer.

“When the ring came off, Selena’s parents became unglued,”

“Selena got the ring at 12 and never took it off.

“But when things started getting hot with Justin, suddenly she was wearing it less and less.

“Selena’s family thinks the world of Justin and isn’t opposed to them dating. But they’re very conservative people and they’d be heartsick if she did something with him that she’d later regret.

“The family has even gone as far as having people in her entourage report back to them when she spends time with Justin. Selena hates being spied on, and that’s pushing her away

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Egypt Invites Palestinian Factions to Sign Unity Deal

Did Libya Just Invade Tunisia?

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/29/2011

• Reuters

Sounds crazy but, "Forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi crossed into neighbouring Tunisia and fought a gun battle with Tunisian troops in a frontier town as Libya's conflict spilt beyond its borders...Pro-Gaddafi forces fired shells into the town of Dehiba, damaging buildings and injuring at least one resident, and a group of them drove into the town in a truck, local people and a Reuters photographer in the town said. The Libyan government troops were pursuing anti-Gaddafi rebels from the restive Western Mountains region of Libya who fled into Tunisia in the past few days after Gaddafi forces overran the border post the rebels had earlier seized." So is this the carte blanche that Pro Oil liberation forces need in order to justify a land invasion of Libya? And what happens to oil in that case when Gaddafi's back is truly against the wall?
From the Telegraph:

"There were lots of clashes in the town this morning. Lots of gunshots. The Tunisian military clashed with Gaddafi's forces ... Some of Gaddafi's people were killed," said Reuters photographer Zoubeir Souissi from the town.

"There are a lot of Gaddafi's people who were injured. They are in the hospital in Dehiba," he said.

Two residents also told Reuters that shells had fallen on the town from pro-Gaddafi positions across the border in Libya.

"Rounds from the bombardment are falling on houses.... A Tunisian woman was injured," one of the residents, called Ali, told Reuters by telephone.

He said later the fighting and shelling had stopped. "The Tunisian army is combing the town. We have no idea about the fate of Gaddafi's forces there because the Tunisian army closed the gates to the town and nobody is allowed to enter."

A Libyan rebel said anti-Gaddafi fighters had retaken control of the border crossing near Dehiba. The main crossing into Libya, two hours' drive to the north, remains firmly under Libyan government control.

"Right here at this point I'm looking at the new (rebel) flag flying up there at the border. The rebels have got control of it, the freedom fighters. We're just in the process of opening it up," rebel Akram el Muradi said by telephone.

Tunisia, which recently lost its own dictator, has decided to issue a statement, sternly warning against further incursions or else:

Tunisia's government late on Thursday issued a statement condemning incursions by Libyan forces after shells fired by Gaddafi loyalists fell into the desert near the border.

"Given the gravity of what has happened ... the Tunisian authorities have informed the Libyans of their extreme indignation and demand measures to put an immediate stop to these violations," a statement from the foreign ministry said.

Friday's clashes marked the first time that Libyan government ground forces had crossed the border and entered a Tunisian town.

h/t Stuart