Thursday, April 28, 2011

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows - Part Two Trailer Debuts!












This new trailer looks promising. I have never seen the characters - especially Daniel Radcliffe - this dirty and stressed. 
They may have been battling with some serious wizard sh*t against the scary Volde-f*cking-mort.












Are you scared of the villain with nostrils shaped like a chihuahua pussy? 
Hmm, those nose holes look like a little sewn because the real openings migrated in his ass, that's why Lord V and his demented army are into an epic invasion a la Hitler. Rumor has it, he's gonna bore a hole in all the wizards faces. That's how furious he is, Damn.
Let's just hope our little protagonist in the name of Hurry Spotter will stop his retarded plan - and i heard, Spotter will make a sacrifice to save Hogwarts' ass.
I just hope our wonder-wizard who never grew will device a scheme to stop all this magical mess.  Let us  imagine our dear Hurry holding a billiard stick instead of his little gay wand, smacking all the balls of evil back into Lord Valdemort's mother-lovin crap portal.
Beat that.
Forgive me Harry Potter fans, for i have sinned. Ha!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part Two hits theaters in 3D and 2D on July 15!

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