British Royal Monarchy knows how to pull out some real posh wedding sh*t
With the grandiose and spectacle that they assembled, you would think that god is the special guest of the much anticipated wedding of the year, the union of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
It's like a normal ceremony except that every move has a corresponding musical score. After every sentence, the trumpets will blow, or after every nod - the little kids dressed in funny ruffled-closed-neck outfit would sing like angels stuck in Fantasia. Not to be outdone, the ladies who paraded bizarre kinds of headresses that even Lady Gaga would envy.
And then there's Kate -all regal, conservative in her McQueen gown and sh*t, she's so happy - atleast she f*cked her way into the royal family.
Wearing an Irish red guard uniform, Prince William grinned darkly-meaningful as they walked on the aisle off the church, finally, she can officially bang the blessed slut who's now got a new title, "Duke of Cuntbridge, Earl of Strathearnsh*t, Baron of Carrickf*ckus."
Wearing an Irish red guard uniform, Prince William grinned darkly-meaningful as they walked on the aisle off the church, finally, she can officially bang the blessed slut who's now got a new title, "Duke of Cuntbridge, Earl of Strathearnsh*t, Baron of Carrickf*ckus."
Tens of thousands of spectators welcomed the newlyweds as they rode in the carriage,a 1902 historic landau, headed towards the reception at Buckingham palace. There they feasted, kissed, and socialized with some of their social-climber guests. The Royal family will also get to see The Monster perform, as she exorcise the c*nt out of our new Highness - Princess Catherine.
Later on tonight, another royal event will happen... The Royal F*ck.
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