Who Will Be The Next American Idol, Scotty or Lauren ?

Time flies very quickly. 

Here we are, watching the musical face-off as it unfolds in front of our eyes.

  2 Idol contestants, 7,000 screaming fans at El Lay Nokia Theater, 3 worn out and almost 'boring' judges who say the same thing again and again, plus 6 performances that i don't know if it's finale-worthy. You do the math, total all of the figures given and you'll arrive with one solution - equals 7,011 bigtime suck!, Phew all of this wouldn't have happened if Haley's still around. 

As expected Dear Scotty did not even break a sweat, with that i mean he's so comfortable singing his ass on-stage. I would like to assume those performances were his last concert on Idol- since it's the Finale, right?

With Lauren, our teen-age girl with "confidence" issues, she has improved but not to the point where you'll be convinced that she's really in it to win it.

What do you expect? They're just kiddos.

For them opening acts, McCreery sang "Gone" while Alaina strutt her sexy muscles to the tune of "Flat on The Floor". With this round, Scotty performed effortless while with Lauren - never mind!

How about 'Maybe It Was Memphis' and 'Check Yes Or No?'

Carrie Underwood picked that country thang for our little Lauren - in my dreams? But thanks god, it did wonders for her. On the boys side, Scotty the hottie's presentation of the swagger-full Check... is full of swagger, check it out. Did I just repeat two words here?

And then, here comes the single that these two will shout to the world. In here, there should be a moment. Like, 'a moment like these, because some people wait a lifetime for a moment like these.' Okay that may have rung a bell inside your nutty brains, but what you're about to watch will be forgettable. The moment you poo and wipe your ass with that freakin' tissue paper, i'm telling you you'll forget these two songs.

For Scotty, it's " I Love You This Big." Boy, is his love really that big? JLo would want to see. Ha?!

For Lauren, our dear accent-ed girl knows how to manipulate the votes. I just noticed, she's so clever that's why she chose to do a tribute song for moms, "Like My Mother Does" - hush, because they are the ones who vote more!

So now that we all have feasted on the meat of the fruit, we go to the pulp. Final Verdict. Who's in it to win it? You bet, i was quite surprised that Lauren has the most improvement tonight. She found her niche, during the last part of the competition.
With Scotty, from day one until now, he has it. McCreery sounds like a recording artist,  and he performs like one. Alaina has still some little improvements needed - talk about polishing some fatty edges. Ha?! 

My mind tells me, It's gonna be Haley Scotty. Not unless god will interfere and do miracles with Lauren, like duh! Scotty is the next American Idol.