Prince William, Kate Middleton On The Cover Of Vanity Fair Magazine - June 2011

Nice set of teeth, you two! The Royal smile on the cover of Vanity Fair, June 2011.
Know what, i was rooting for a more "sophisticated" look, like high-Royal fashion. Puff - bummer.

Kate Middleton, Prince William Meet Barack and Michelle Obama in London - Photo

Photo Courtesy: Justjared

Oh no, these four aren't wax figures. 

It's real, the Royal Highness, Prince William and The Dutches of Cambridge, Kate Middleton are chit-chatting with President Barack and First Lady Michelle.

This 'socializing' happened in the Buckingham Palace today, May 24.

The US' first couple head to London for a two-day-visit to The Queen, and squeeze in some attendance to both Houses of Parliament at Westminster Hall. Pretty busy, huh!

Prince William Receives The "Royal Job" From Kate Middleton

Prince William receives the "Royal Job" from Kate Middleton

Attention! The Exhibitionists are on the Buckingham Palace's Balcony.
Kate Middleton gives Prince William the "Royal Job" that he deserves.
Why in a rush Kate? Are you that hungry? ROFL

Prince Harry Flirts with Rippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Prince William and Kate Middleton's 'The Royal Wedding' As Seen Through The Eyes of A Slut

British Royal Monarchy knows how to pull out some real posh wedding sh*t

With the grandiose and spectacle that they assembled, you would think that god is the special guest of the much anticipated wedding of the year, the union of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

It's like a normal ceremony except that every move has a corresponding musical score. After every sentence, the trumpets will blow, or after every nod - the little kids dressed in funny ruffled-closed-neck outfit would sing like angels stuck in Fantasia. Not to be outdone, the ladies who paraded bizarre kinds of headresses that even Lady Gaga would envy.

And then there's Kate -all regal, conservative in her McQueen gown and sh*t, she's so happy - atleast she f*cked her way into the royal family.
Wearing an Irish red guard uniform, Prince William grinned darkly-meaningful as they walked on the aisle off the church, finally, she can officially bang the blessed slut who's now got a new title, "Duke of Cuntbridge, Earl of Strathearnsh*t, Baron of Carrickf*ckus."

Tens of thousands of spectators welcomed the newlyweds as they rode in the carriage,a 1902 historic landau, headed towards the reception at Buckingham palace. There they feasted, kissed, and socialized with some of their social-climber guests. The Royal family will also get to see The Monster perform, as she exorcise the c*nt out of our new Highness - Princess Catherine.

Later on tonight, another royal event will happen... The Royal F*ck.

Images via Yahoo.com

Beyonce and Jay-Z To Perform at Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding?

Really?

Sources say, the soon-to-be British Royal couple, "All Hail" Prince William and Kate Middleton (who's e-F'ng her way to the Queen's throne) are a fan of the power rap-r&b sweethearts that they allegedly invited Beyonce and Jay-Z to become a part of the royal merriment and celebration.

Beyonce and Her Girl "Power" - (Harper's Bazaar Magazine Paris Shoot)

Say there "really" is an offer, would the Run The World (Girls) singer and her millionaire hubby accept the "once in a lifetime" opportunity?

Who wouldn't. 

Considering Bey and Z are in Europe doing some summer loving, they might as well drop by to London to perform at the reception of the much anticipated wedding this coming weekend. Seems convenient, right?