Gemma Atkinson plans chocolate treat for boyfriend

Janice Dickinson, who claims to have had 1,000 lovers - has been giving Gemma Atkinson bedroom tricks in the jungle.

The former supermodel reckons a bar of choccie is a very erotic thing to smother all over your body.

'Janice was on about using melted chocolate,' Gemma told co-contestant J, reports the Daily Star.

'She said I should roll about in it. It sounds amazing. But to be quite honest, I'd probably be far too busy eating it.'

The ex-Hollyoaks beauty, 23 - who was linked to Cristiano Ronaldo - is now rumoured to be dating Marcus Bent.

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her very own vagina.

Spears, unable to write herself, has had her vagina produce the monologue independently and 'in its spare time', so that her busy schedule of court appearances and drug rehab visits is not compromised.

Indeed, the Spears' vagina is thought to be interested in developing a solo career, possibly in literature, but more probably in modelling, having been photographed many times in the past when its owner, dressed in the shortest of skirts, emerged from parked cars.

No details of the monologue are known as yet, but it's bound to be a hit.

Literist or clitorist, it seems that the future is extremely bright for Miss Spears' vagina, which is more than can be said for Britney herself.

Heidi Klum's breast boast

The supermodel Heidi Klum can be seen playing with her breasts in the new TV commercial for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

In the 30 second clip, the 34-year-old blonde - clad only in a plain black bra - fondles and jiggles her ample boobs as she sings, dances, yodels and announces "I've got great knockers!"

After explaining how her nipples stand to attention when it's cold, Heidi shouts: "You guys have no clue about boobs, and if you don't..."

Heidi then grabs her chest and makes a machine gun sound as she aims her breasts left and right, in the manner of a fembot killer robot from the 'Austin Powers' films, who could fire bullets from their breasts.

The commercial ends with v grinning as she declares: "Great knockers, I loooove it!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show airs on December 4.

Heidi is not embarrassed to talk about her sexuality and womanly desires.

She recently revealed she was first attracted to husband Seal after seeing his impressive "package" in a pair of tiny, tight shorts.

Heidi confessed: "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, 'Wow!'

"He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."

The couple have two sons, two-year-old Henry and Johan, who is one today (22.11.07). Heidi also has a three-year-old daughter, Leni, from a previous relationship.

Angelina Jolie's adopted baby 'result of rape'

Angelina Jolie's adopted Ethiopian daughter was conceived after her mother was raped as she walked home from work, it has been reported.

wo-year-old Zahara was born after her mother, Mentwabe Dawit, was assaulted in the darkness by a man who trapped her on a path outside the southern Ethiopian town of Awasa in 2004.

“He pulled a dagger, put one hand on my mouth, so that I could not scream. He then raped me and disappeared,” Mentwabe told Reuters in Awasa, 170 miles south of Addis Ababa.

The 24-year-old decided to keep the assault a secret.

Her attacker has not been traced.

“I feared the consequences of being raped in a community where rape is considered a taboo, even if what happened happened forcibly,” she said, tears streaming down her face.

Despite her fears, her own mother was supportive and helped her give birth in the family’s earth-floored house.

She named the child Yemsrach, meaning good news in Ethiopia’s Amharic language, but soon found that she could not care for the baby and fled the family home in shame.

“I was desperate and decided to run away, rather than see my child dying,” she said.

Mentwabe’s distraught mother eventually put Yemsrach up for adoption, in the belief her own daughter had died.

Her adoptive parents, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, changed the baby’s name to Zahara.

Now reunited with her mother, Miss Dawit said that she was very happy that her daughter is now a part of one of Hollywood’s most famous families.

“I think [she] is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve,” she said.

Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has told admirers on her social networking site that shagging her is a sure-fire way to Hollywood stardom:

"My vagina is like a wormhole to stardom, guys," the starstruck actress tells admirers.

"I'm really interested in the stars," Vanessa continues.

"And in Hollywood astrology a wormhole is a topological feature of the kinda space/time continuum that is a shortcut to instant fame and riches.

"Look it up in the encyclopaedia for yourselves: A wormhole has at least two mouths connected to a single throat. Kinda provocative, hey! All them erotic bodily fluids...

"The wormhole is traversable, all kindsa matter can travel from one mouth to the other by passing through the throat. Sure glad ya can't get pregnant that way though!"

Hudgens' networking page has been inundated with thousands of hopefuls pleading for recognition of their stellar abilities.

"Maybe she'll host a contest to pick her wormhole astro-partner," a PR source added helpfully today.

Gemma: Why I just can't keep my boyfriends

Glamour model Gemma Atkinson has admitted to being dumped a lot because boyfriends find her cold and unaffectionate.

The former Hollyoaks actress opened up to three of her fellow contestants while they were locked in a 4x4 with the doors and windows shut for last night's endurance test.

As the conversation between herself, John Burton Race, Katie Hopkins and Jason "J" Brown turned to boys needing lots of cuddles from women in their life, the 23-year-old former partner of Manchester United star Ronaldo said: "I'm told in every relationship that I'm not affectionate.

"And most of my relationships have broken down because the guy says I don't give them enough. It's because I work all the time.

I don't even put a kiss on a text message. I don't tell him what he means to me, although I feel it. I just struggle to show it with people and every single relationship I have been in has broken down for that reason."

When chef Burton Race assured her she wasn't cold, she added: "No, it's just I don't know how to express it. I don't want a guy who needs to be with me 24/7."

Meanwhile, as the four endured the bush battle for a chance to be immune from the first public vote, Rodney Marsh and Janice Dickinson put on a rare show of unity as they faced the bushtucker trial together.

After clashing in the camp over a "battle of the sexes", the pair put their differences behind them for the latest challenge which involved them crawling along a cable suspended high above the jungle canopy.

And while Dickinson made her way with ease, collecting and dropping flags to Marsh below, he struggled and kept falling off, resulting in them winning just two stars to take back to camp.

Marsh said: "I don't think I've ever done anything as physically demanding as this. To all those people who voted for me, I've got one thing to say: b******s."

Jessica Simpson wants a man with a...

Men who want to date Jessica Simpson, then better make sure that they have cute bottoms, for that’s the first attribute the singer will be checking out.


Also high up on the singer’s list of priorities for her man is that he should not only be a family man, but also be willing to be put under the scanner by her grandparents.

“Like, if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up on twirl him around. I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies,” a website quoted her, as saying on a talk show. “And somebody who wants to meet my grandparents immediately... if he has a cute butt, that’s all right,” she added.

For the moment however, Simpson has no plans for planning another wedding, for she just too busy making music. “I’m kind of married to my music right now and focusing on writing an album,” she said.