Scarlett Johansson is not pregnant, by the way

Scarlett Johansson is not pregnant, by the way

Can I just explain one of my peeves? I hate when y’all go on one of my posts and start yelling at me because I haven’t written about whatever story you want me to write about. First of all, if you’re leaving a comment, please let it be about the subject at hand. Second of all, if I haven’t written something YET, I might have a good reason, like I’m getting to it eventually, or we don’t have the photos needed for the story, or I simply don’t care. Third, if you have story recommendations, you can email me at kaiser@celebitchy.com, or send a tweet to me at KaiseratCB.

So, even though I put these new photos of Scarlett Johansson (go to The Superficial to see them) in yesterday’s links, everybody was yelling at CB and me this morning, asking us why we haven’t covered THE EARTH-SHATTERING NEWS that ScarJo went for a jog with Sean Penn and Owen Wilson, and Scar looked kind of pregnant while doing so. CB and I talked about it and since we don’t have access to the photos, and because we thought it was more likely that ScarJo simply had a little chunk rather than SHE’S KNOCKED UP!!! we just decided to skip it. 

But here I am writing about it anyway. Because ScarJo’s poor rep had to deny it, because apparently no one thought to ask themselves, “Hey, Scar and Sean have been together less than two months, if she’s “pregnant” why is she “showing”? Maybe she’s just gained a little weight and there’s nothing to freak out about?”

    Another day, another false baby alarm. Scarlett Johansson went jogging with beau Sean Penn near his Malibu, Calif. home on Sunday. And while fans have grown used to seeing the hot new couple (who’ve slowly gone public with their romance) out and about together, there was something new about Johansson, 26: a baby bump?!

    Nuh-uh, her rep tells UsMagazine.com.

    “Scarlett is not pregnant,” the rep says in a statement.

    What about that supposed “bump” that appears in the photos?

    “She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,” the rep explains.

    “She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

    Meanwhile, Johansson and Penn, 50, are stronger than ever. The Iron Man 2 actress took Penn as her date to Reese Witherspoon’s recent nuptials — and they made out at a local bar afterwards.

    And Penn has the support of at least one ex. “They’re great together!” Sports Illustrated model Jessica White, who dated Penn in 2009 and 2010, said recently. “Sean is a really lovely man…[he] needs a good woman in his life.”

[From Us Weekly]

Um, yeah. ScarJo is not in the best shape of her life. The girl gained a little weight, and it’s fine and she still has a great body, but please don’t blatantly lie to me and tell me she’s in amazing shape.

Also - I’ll buy that Scar is in a Penn dong haze, but I won’t buy that she would A) Get knocked up by Sean or B) If she did get knocked up, that she would keep the baby.

 

 

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Us Weekly: Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn

Us Weekly: Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn

Scarlett Johansson is not pregnant, we now know. According to her rep, she’s in the best shape of her life. “Best shape of her life” = A charming little mini-pot belly that made everyone scream about her phantom Penn pregnancy. But never mind about those pregnancy rumors, we’ve got an even better one (not really): according to Us Weekly, ScarJo has officially moved in with Sean. Ugh.

    ScarJo and Sean are playing house! Three months into their unexpected romance, Scarlett Johansson has moved in to the $3.8 million Malibu home of Sean Penn, an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.

    Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel, the recently divorced 26-year-old “has essentially moved in over the last few weeks,” the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, “they just stay home” whenever they can.

    Among their fave homebody activities? Eating in and hanging out with Penn’s kids with ex-wife Robin Wright, who are mere years younger than Johansson: daughter Dylan, 20, and son Hopper, 17.

    Plus, the domestic duo love working out (their recent jog fueled pregnancy rumors that proved false), entertaining pals like Owen Wilson and Javier Bardem and more. (Back in February, Us Weekly was first to break news that Johansson had rebounded from her December divorce from Ryan Reynolds with Penn.)

[From Us Weekly]

First: I don’t know why the tabloids always force-fed us celebrities’ domesticity like we really care if they’re sitting around eating yogurt and watching the Real Housewives. Because you know what? Chances are that for celebrities like Sean and Scar, they’re not doing that. They’re just screwing, all the time, whenever they can. That’s why Sean likes her, and Scarlett thinks he’s a genius, so she just goes along. In between boning like rabbits, they’re probably pretending to read important books. “How is your Heidegger coming, my love?” Sean asks Scarlett. “It’s fine, darling. How is your Foucault?”

Also - Um, so what happened to Haiti? I thought Sean Penn had moved to Haiti and he was running all of these clinics and he had to do it all himself because the UN sucks and NGOs suck and none of the people who volunteer for humanitarian aid CARE as much as Sean? You mean that was just a phase Sean went through, and now he’s going through a “boning a dumb blonde starlet half his age” phase?

 

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Scarlett Johansson: Vogue China Cutie

Scarlett Johansson: Vogue China Cutie

Adding to her international appeal, Scarlett Johansson scored the April 2011 cover of Vogue China magazine.

The “Island” babe donned a skimpy glittery white dress for the gig, proving that no matter what continent she’s on, the camera always loves her.

Scarlett also appears in the second installment of Jimmy Kimmel’s new “revolutionary fitness regimen” video, following up the “Hottie Body Humpilates” spoof.

Johansson’s face appears photoshopped onto an obese man’s body as the “before” picture, and of course her “after” shot is her real likeness, looking as hot as ever.

Scarlett Johansson deadpanned, “I hired a ninja to slap the food out of my hand before I could eat it.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel Join Kimmel's Diet Craze

Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel Join Kimmel's Diet Craze

A new diet craze has taken Hollywood by storm - all thanks to funnyman Jimmy Kimmel.

Following the late-night host's "Hottie Body Humpilates" spoof, Kimmel debuted the second half of his "revolutionary fitness regimen" last night (March 14).

Jimmy was joined by a bevy of A-list beauties such as Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, who claim to follow the mock diet plan and boast about weight loss with "before" photos that feature the actress' faces photoshopped onto overweight bodies.

The Jimmy K plan advertises a fool-proof plan for weight loss, saying, "Fattening foods are subjected to powerful slimming forces which strip away 80% of the carbohydrates, proteins and fats and divert them directly into Jimmy's stomach, where they are digested,"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Scarlett Johansson: MANGO Madness

Scarlett Johansson: MANGO Madness

She’s no stranger to the MANGO catalog, and Scarlett Johansson looks especially sexy in the brand’s March 2011 offerings.

The “In Good Company” babe really shows off her full range of modeling prowess, and no matter what she’s wearing, Scarlett looks amazing.

Ms. Johansson was spotted in Cabo San Lucas last Tuesday with Sean Penn, though she’s since returned to the States to work on her new film “We Bought a Zoo.”

However, Scarlett and Sean are said to be planning a humanitarian trip to Haiti sometime this spring.

 More on the next page!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn’s Mexican getaway: is it romance or just sex?

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn’s Mexican Getaway: Is it Romance or Just Sex?

So, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are boning. It’s official now. Us Weekly reported it about four weeks ago, much to the dismay of ScarJo’s rep, who issued a denial to Gossip Cop (reps lie, how shocking). Then on Tuesday, TMZ got their hands on a photo of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn eating lunch together - with ScarJo’s foot on Sean Penn’s dong.

Okay, maybe that was too graphic, but it wasn’t like she had her foot on his knee, it was definitely in the crotch area (swimsuit area?). Now People Magazine (for goodness sake) reports that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have jetted off to Mexico - they have taken their love (of screwing) to Cabo.

It was a short getaway, but Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson made the most of it.
The pair left on a private jet from Van Nuys airport Tuesday morning, then were spotted having dinner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, that night, according to sources. Early Wednesday morning, they returned to Los Angeles where Johansson is shooting the film We Bought a Zoo with Matt Damon.

On the menu during their Mexican meal? Penn, 50 and Scarlett Johansson, 26, reportedly enjoyed lobster and, of course, margaritas.

Earlier this week, the twosome were seen sharing a casual lunch at the popular Los Angeles Cuban restaurant, Versailles, where Johansson had her leg draped over Penn.

On Feb. 5, the couple raised eyebrows when they stayed unusually close to each other at a party celebrating Black Swan at the L.A. hotspot Sunset Tower Hotel, then reportedly left together. “They were flirting with each other all night, pretty much ignoring everyone else,” a source told PEOPLE at the time.

Johansson’s rep told PEOPLE at the time that they the two were not dating.
Neither of their reps have commented on the pair’s most recent sightings.
Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, 34, split in December after two years of marriage. In August of 2009, Robin Wright, 44, filed for divorce from Penn. The couple had been married 13 years.

[From People]
Wait, so the trip to Mexico wasn’t even a 24-hour thing? That’s so weird. Sean Penn probably needed to make a “quick stop” in Tijuana to see a man about a goat (“goat” being “a brick of cocaine”). This whole thing is so bizarre, it really is. If it was just about screwing, I would understand it, you know?

Sean Penn seems like the kind of guy who would be good in bed (and a douchebag everywhere else), and I could see how a 25-year-old woman would think “Yeah, I need to get laid properly by a dude who knows what he’s doing.” But this Scarlett Johansson-Sean Penn thing just feels like… she’s gotten emotional about it. Like, it’s an actual romance and not just a sex thing. Ugh.

 

 

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

 

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New Couple Alert? Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner Get Cozy at the Oscars

New Couple Alert? Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner Get Cozy at the Oscars

The pictures don't lie: These two did some major flirting on the Oscars red carpet this evening. Cute!

(Photo By Getty Images)

 

A single Scarlett Johansson looked stunning on the Oscars red carpet this evening, and part of that was due to her beautiful gown, and part of that was because of her wide smile while on the arm of Jeremy Renner! The two smiled and touched while the photographers snapped away, leading us to believe they're one of Hollywood's hottest new items.

These superstars have been pretty discreet about their relationship (if there is one), but we think they make an ultra cute couple! Hopefully there's lots of good things in store for this hot pair.

Speaking of hot: Scarlett wore Dolce & Gabbana on the red carpet and looked quite beautiful in the fuchsia lace. She also sported a messy bob with the look, making her look elegant and playful.

 

 

 See more Scarlett Johansson pics next page...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Most Memorable Oscar Beauty Looks

The Most Memorable Oscar Beauty Looks

(Photo by Getty, Bauer Griffin) 

 

There's no better place to scope out Hollywood beauty secrets than at the World Series of red carpet events. Check out stars like Jennifer Lopez, Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman, whose flawless Oscar beauty never ceases to amaze. 

 

 

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman was a stand-out at the 2009 Academy Awards in an unconventional pastel Rodarte evening gown. Her make-up was designed to highlight the soft floral hue of the chiffon dress. Natalie's eyes were bordered with a deep purple and faded into a soft lilac shadow.

 

 

 

Beyonce

Beyonce is never one to shy away from dramatic beauty looks, and for that we love her. The starlet's cat eye at the 2005 Academy Awards was intensified with a metallic line and false lashes. Beyonce drew attention to her high cheek bones by lining them with red and highlighting the apples with white shimmering powder.

 

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Kate Winslet

Actress Kate Winslet arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awards held at Kodak Theatre on February 22, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Kate Winslet (February 22, 2009 - Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images North America)

 

 

 

 Charlize Theron

It's impossible to forget the bronzed blonde bombshell who received the Best Actress Oscar in 2004. Charlize Theron graced the Academy Award red carpet in a sparkling Gucci gown that accentuated her fresh tan from South Africa. Her makeup hues were earth tones to play-up the sun-kissed look.

 

 

Anne Hathaway

Actress Anne Hathaway arrives at the 80th Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (February 24, 2008 - Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images North America)

Sandra Bullock

Actress Sandra Bullock arrives at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards held at Kodak Theatre on March 7, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (March 6, 2010 - Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images North America)

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie

Actress Angelina Jolie arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awards held at Kodak Theatre on February 22, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Angelina Jolie (February 22, 2009 - Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images North America)

 

 

Kirsten Dunst

In 2007 Kirsten Dunst added drama to her baby blue organza evening gown with a bold red lip. Her crystal blue eyes were played down with a cream tinted shimmer as to not fight the crimson lip hue.

79th Annual Academy Awards.Kodak Theatre, Hollywood & Highland, Hollywood, CA.February 25, 2007. (February 25, 2007 - Photo by Bauer Griffin)

Salma Hayek

In 2005 Salma Hayek left her lips bare to feature her gray-bordered eyes and choppy bangs. She used blush lightly on the apples of her cheeks and wore a soft white shimmer under her eyes for added brightness. 77th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals.Kodak Theatre, Hollywood & Highland, Hollywood, CA.February 27, 2005. (February 27, 2005 - Photo by Bauer Griffin)

 

 

Hilary Swank

Two time Academy Award winner, Hilary Swank, let her backless dress do the talking at the 2005 Oscars while leaving her cosmetics subtly beautiful. The actress wore a glittering gloss on her lips and highlighted her hazel eyes with a salmon shadow. She finished off the clean look with shimmering white under the outside arch of her brows. 77th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals.Kodak Theatre, Hollywood & Highland, Hollywood, CA.February 27, 2005. (February 27, 2005 - Photo by Bauer Griffin) 

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore looked like a Jane Austin novel at the 2005 Academy Awards with her voluminous airy updo, porcelain foundation and red lips. Drew lined her eyes with dark silver liner that faded into a hint of purple shadow, fnishing off this romantic look. 77th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals.Kodak Theatre, Hollywood & Highland, Hollywood, CA.February 27, 2005. (February 27, 2005 - Photo by Bauer Griffin)

 

 

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson looked like a modern day princess at 2005 Academy Awards with her blond ringlets and regal makeup. Her full lips were painted in a classic matte red and her eyes were accented with soft lavender and ivory shimmer. 77th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals.Kodak Theatre, Hollywood & Highland, Hollywood, CA.February 27, 2005. (February 27, 2005 - Photo by Bauer Griffin)

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Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson: An "Emotional Rollercoaster" Reunion

Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson: An "Emotional Rollercoaster" Reunion

Heads turned at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont last week. That's because Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson, who filed for divorce late last year, walked in.

Together.

Scarlett did most of the talking in "a rollercoaster conversation," according to reports. She would at some points smile, then appear to fight back tears.



Turns out it wasn't just a nightcap, either. The pair also dined at L.A.'s Little Door earlier that night and "seemed comfortable," reports a close source.

"There are no plans to reconcile, but they’re still close," adds an insider.


There are also logistical matters better resolved in person: "They have divorce details to work out, they'd rather do it face-to-face than in some office."

Ryan has been linked to Sandra Bullock, falsely, while a rep for ScarJo denied that she's dating Jason Sudeikis. She was also seen with Justin Long.


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Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Are BACK TOGETHER

Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Are BACK TOGETHER

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are working it out people! I am so excited for them!
X17 is reporting that Scarlett and Ryan were photographed talking intimately over a romantic dinner at ‘The Little Door‘. It was private… but not private enough to keep the meeting out of the rags. It makes me think this public meeting was their way of letting the press know they are back together.

“It was surprising. Everyone in the restaurant was whispering about the two of them being together — we all knew they had announced their divorce. The reservation was made for a private table and they sat there talking – very seriously, very intimately. It wasn’t overtly romantic, but they seemed like two people who were together, no doubt. There was no tension, no conflict. They chuckled every once in a while and generally enjoyed the evening. They didn’t look like two people who had recently broken up.”

Well, isn’t this great news! Guess Scarlett really wasn’t on a date with Justin Long after all!


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Scarlett Johansson & Justin Long: Concert Buddies

Scarlett Johansson & Justin Long: 

Concert Buddies

Enjoying a night of music together, Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long were spotted at the Iron & Wine concert in Los Angeles last night (January 26).

The “In Good Company” babe and the “Dodgeball” star tried to look as inconspicuous as possible as they left the Wiltern and headed off into the night.

Of course, given her newfound singlehood, Scarlett is rumored to be dating Justin, just after rumors of her romance with Jason Sudeikis began to dissipate.

Her rep told press, “Scarlett is not dating Jason, nor is she dating anyone for that matter. It was just a friendly outing amongst friends.”

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